Two Words Meme

Ok, ok, I give up, I'll do the meme. I like the idea of (relatively arbitrary) forced boundaries around creative endeavors--it's why in my paintings I've been repeating variations of female torsos over and over. Anyway, here goes:

Two Words:

1. Explain what ended your last relationship.
Different realities.

2. When was the last time you shaved?
Legs? Yesterday.

3. What were you doing this morning at 8 a.m.?
Rushing kids

4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
Kid bedtime

5. Are you any good at math?
Only basics

6. Your prom night?
Never went

7. Do you have any famous ancestors?
Define famous

8. Have you had to take a loan out for school?
Fortunately, no

9. Do you know the words to the song on your myspace profile?
There's songs?

10. Last thing received in the mail?
Wine shipment

11. How many different beverages have you had today?
Four? Huh.

12. Do you ever leave messages on people's answering machine?
Whenever necessary

13. Who did you lose your CONCERT virginity to?
Fleetwood Mac

14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
When reminded

15. What's the most painful dental procedure you've had?
Root canal

16. What is out your back door?
Lawn, field

17. Any plans for Friday night?
Shabbat services

18. Do you like what the ocean does to your hair?
Not particularly

19. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different popcorns?
Not personally

20. Have you ever been to a planetarium?
Many times

21. Do you re-use towels after you shower?
Almost always

22. Some things you are excited about?
Girlz Gamin'

23. What is your favorite flavor of JELLO?
Any red

24. Describe your keychain(s)?
Stripped down

25. Where do you keep your change?
Wallet pocket

26. When was the last time you spoke in front of a large group of people?
Often do

27. What kind of winter coat do you own?
Wool Beppa

28. What was the weather like on your graduation day?
Which graduation?

29. Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed?
Cracked open

Hmm, now I have the urge to create a new one, with three words! Crazy!