J Corp

Hmmm what kind of corporation is J Corp? I'd have to say it's a service provider, since we don't exactly make a product. (Well, we did make one...and it's pretty frickin' amazing but it ain't for sale. Sorry Lisa. ;)) Perhaps in the entertainment or hospitality industries, that sounds about right.

So let's be honest, Eli is clearly the President/CEO of J Corp. But luckily he's the hands-off type of manager, the kind who basically trusts his staff to do everything for him--this is a good thing because when put on the spot and forced to make a decision he usually says "NOOOO!" (Unless the staff judiciously tempers the request with the promise of macaroni and cheese.)

Josh is the EVP of IT, tasked with making sure all the machines and the tech needed for smooth household performance are kept happy. He's also the VP of Finance (hell he's the whole Finance Dept, including Accounts Receivable and Accounts Payable). When he's not doing these things he's also the in-house dining manager.

I'm definitely the VP of Sales and Marketing, as well as the HR Director and the Facilities Manager (though Josh shares some of my duties in the Facilities department).

What else? It'll have to wait. I've got some *real* writing to do here.